Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Bad-Ass Cross Stitch Exhibit ...

 PLEASE NOTE:
THIS POST CONTAINS VULGARITY AND PROFANITY.
IF IT WILL OFFEND YOU,  PLEASE DO NOT READ IT!
I KNOW IT'S A MOST UNUSUAL POST FOR ENCHANTED REVELRIES,
BUT I THOUGHT THE EXHIBIT WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma's house. And hey, there's nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little spice from your embroidery, check out these badass examples compiled for a special needle arts exhibit in Long Beach, CA.

From crude comedy and crappy puns to gangster-themed patterns and good old fashioned insults, this awesome collection of alternative cross stitch will make you smile, although your grandma might not appreciate it quite so much.
 
Would you hang any of these on your wall? Let me know in the comments below!

Now go make something beautiful!
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(¸.•´♥ Tristan ♥
 I think I need this in my bathroom!

7 comments:

LoveAnna said...

I think I'm going to have to steal a few of these designs for my home!

Cynthia said...

Love them all! Gave me a great laugh and yes, I'd probably hang a few of these in my home (or by my desk). First one is great, and I love the one about "Where I grow my ***** :)

AnnMarie aka Vintage Junkie aka NaNa said...

Some offensive, some funny! Probably wouldn't hang any of them on my wall though :-) Thanks for visiting my blog and for your nice comment.

Michele said...

Hilarious! I laughed really loud at quite a few = but my fav is the Kanye one.

I'd give the giraffe/ teens one to my sister who has freshman, junior and senior daughters. Three teen girls and my poor sister is menopausal. No wonder her husband travels often and her eldest, only son, moved to go to college 2000 miles away, haha.

Thanks for visiting - and thanks for these laughs, they're great. : - )

Jackie P Neal said...

hahaaa I absolutely love the pigeon one and the Fox is just too cute!
These are a riot- who woulda thought?!!
Jackie xo

Jackie P Neal said...

ps...perfect Sunday morning reads! LOL

Jeanie said...

Great samplers! I love them all. Thanks for sharing and for the big smile on my face!

Thanks, too, for popping by the Gypsy! I always love your wonderful comments!